The Undead Mafia Boss

Contrary to what I make y’all believe, I Am very self conscious about my skin and weight.

I hope they start selling jelly dong flavored fruit snacks in stores. Oh yeah there's a restaurant in San Antonio called A Dong. The food is atrocious!
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the-little-house-of-morons:

Trust me. No one in their right mind would buy a jelly dong flavoured candy. Silicone tastes fucking awful. Yech. Of course different silicone builds taste different. But really.

I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO AND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT RESTAURANT -must find-

Fun fact I learned from my history teacher: hitler believed that if you didn’t support his belief that you were instantly against him and deserved to die…

That sounds so familiar.

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

feministroosterteeth:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

swimminindaprivilege:

feministroosterteeth:

why are cis boys so cute and so annoying. i want one. but i don’t want to deal with the oppressive bullshit. give me a nice cis boy that i don’t want to strangle every time he opens his mouth plzthx.

go to church there’s a great cis boy there waiting for you

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Why don’t you just say boys? Maybe the problem isn’t them. 

this post exploded last night. they’ve found me.

We’re not MRAs.

it smells like you’re not even TRYING to find a good guy

in fact, given what i see going on here, you probably DON’T try because you’re too busy thinking about how terrible they COULD be rather then trying to figure out who they actually ARE.

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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milk-ed:

kakashifan-lol:

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

Gentlemen.

dippyeggs:

becausebirds:

Kingfisher fishing 101.

THEY’RE MAGIC